Das Treffen der Gemeindemitglieder der Kirche des Heiligen Jesus Christus, das üblicherweise jeden Sonntag stattfindet und neben einem Kaffeekränzchen üblicherweise auch gemeinsames Gebet und Lobgesänge auf Gott den Herrn umfaßt, fällt diese Woche aus. Grund laut Aussage von Pastor Leobald: Die einfache Tatsache das Gott nicht existiert, nie existiert hat und nie existieren wird.
When asked why he is convinced of God’s nonexistence, Leobald became visibly irritated with reporters.
“What’re you, an illiterate peasant? Aren’t you familiar with 20th century thinking at all? Christ, read a book, or maybe just think about the idea for a minute. Pretty ridiculous, huh?” he said.
When pressed, however, he sighed heavily, and explained that thousands of years ago, tribes of nomadic desert peoples made up God because, being incapable of scientific reasoning due to caveman-like existences, they had no other way of making sense of things like sunshine, rocks and pork-transmitted trichinosis.
“They made it all up, and they were ignorant, unwashed, half-naked pre-historic barbarians,” Leobald said. “So who are you gonna believe: Carl Sagan, and the pantheon of the world’s greatest scientific and intellectual minds, or some guy who measured wealth by how many goats he had?”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/church-cancelled-due-to-lack-of-god,20563/

